And then! 4 police cars raced into her street and caught/arrested an escaped patient from a local mental hospital.
I came to visit my parents today and when I arrived found my Mom had a black eye. Apparently she got it when she was at the park with my Nephew by "Catching a terrified little girl about to fall off a swing (one of those zip line ones about 4ft in the air) and taking said swing to the face”. She is basically a superhero.